she's so mean

Alex Sheppard

vibruhtor:

remember when all around me by flyleaf was the summer song of 2007 bc nobody realized it was about jesus at first


bootygrooty:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

218 chapters
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS


BDSM is weird but arent we all the subs to capitalisms dominance


parahsaige:

LORD COME QUICKLY


ijustwanttosleep:

That’s not a lime though.



95% of the time I feel absolutely nothing but that 5% of the time I feel everything all at once.

—(via babythc)

pxllas:

gotta get ready for school


ya-ssui:

Robstar snuggle doodle dump! ovo/

They are going to be the death of me. Someone stop me.


lukrecious:

I love her so much


( ´ ▽ ` ).。o♡


elisabethmoth:


billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]


darning-socks:

I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S 95°F OUTSIDE WHERE IS MY SCARF


thinksquad:

Police officers in Ferguson, Missouri, have begun wearing body cameras after weeks of unrest over the shooting death of an unarmed black teen by a white officer and sharply differing accounts of the incident, officials said on Sunday.

Michael Brown, 18, was shot multiple times by Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson on Aug. 9, sparking nearly three weeks of angry protests in the St. Louis suburb and drawing global attention to race relations in the United States.

Law enforcement and witnesses gave differing accounts of what transpired before Brown was shot, with police saying the teen had struggled with the officer. Witnesses say Brown held up his hands and was surrendering when he was shot multiple times in the head and chest.

The discrepancy has revived calls for officers across the county to be outfitted with body cameras to help capture an accurate record of police-involved incidents.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/09/01/us-usa-missouri-shooting-idUSKBN0GW13M20140901


3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

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