trust no bitch

Alex Sheppard
horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing


Anonymous asked:
Fav sex position

pmon3y69:

alone in my room


caliifornication:

wearing lace bras and panties makes me feel 100x hotter than I actually am



http://howabootnaw.tumblr.com/post/83595658033

itsvondell:

proof harry potter is definitely white and cannot be a POC:

  • they dont mention his race, which means he’s white, the default race
  • he has green eyes, which only white people can have
  • he has naturally jet black hair, a hair color most commonly associated with white people
  • he…

fkaxtwigs:

FKA twigs for The Fader Magazine (set #2)


vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus


romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies


idontfindyouthatinteresting:

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL


firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

image




wo-nderland:

Once u mess up liquid eyeliner there is no going back


older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 


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